I have written three novels which are available on this page.  They are all comedies but vary widely in style. They are available as downloadable pdf ebooks, priced £1.99 each. Payment is by Paypal.  Once you have made your payment follow the Return To Merchant link from Paypal which will take you to the download page.  

The Stormer and I, Roger Knightly are also available for the Kindle.  Links on the Fiction page.

Struggling artist, Hugh, thinks he’s made it when he’s commissioned to paint a mural on the gable end wall of a tenement building in his beloved Glasgow .

He paints a nude of his first love, Davina.  But she’s married to senior policeman, Crawford, now and he’s not happy about this portrayal of his wife.  He sets police unit The Mad Skwad the task of sorting Hugh out, and has him barred from all the city’s businesses.

Enter a whimsical world where romantic ideals meet sheer idiocy, populated by a biker called Midden, a tramp called The Shame, a gang leader called Slab and a gorgeous, naked, redhead called The Stormer.

Reviews of the book are on the Reviews page and you can read an Extract on the Fiction Page.  Watch me speak about The Stormer below.

The Sex Diaries is the comic tale of construction manager, Phil and his teacher wife, Annie. Phil’s not performing too well in the bedroom, so wife Annie drags him off to see therapist Fiona, at the suggestion of her friend, Kate.  


Fiona suggests the couple each keep a sex diary to record their relationship.  Annie thinks this is a wonderful idea but Phil regards the whole exercise as a lot of nonsense.  With their marriage heading for the rocks Phil bumps into the beautiful Sheena, who he knew at school and always fancied.  She’s married too, but is up for a bit of extra-marital hanky panky, and Phil is tempted.  Less so is Annie who has a schoolboy admirer at the school where she teaches.


Fiona’s therapy leads them into the worlds of porn, exhibitionism and fetish, but these do not serve to solve their underlying problems.


They reveal their inner emotions, feelings and turmoil through their diary entries, but the love at the root of their relationship shines through eventually, without the need for additional stimulation.


You can read an Extract on the Fiction Page and reviews on the Review page.

The legendary Scots actor, with the unique acting style, tells the tale of his amazing life, loves and career.


How did a pagan laddie from the Western Isles of Scotland become one of the world's greatest and most beloved actors?

Find out about his brief career as a gigolo, how he got his stage name, how he was kidnapped by Irish monarchists and how he saved us all from World War III.

Meet his agent, the legendary Cloudy Howitzer, and his high-kicking wife, Fizzy; and then, of course there are the women in Roger's life, ranging from his first girlfriend, Fidelity Sidesaddle, to his wives, Dazzle Dubrovnik, and the nymphomaniac Frenchwoman, Brigit D'Arque; till he finds ultimate happiness living with three women including two lesbians.


Reviews of the book are on the Reviews page and you can read an Extract on the Fiction Page.

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